There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Wh..
There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.
2022-08-08 13:15:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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Who hasn’t had gay thoughts? 😛
Who hasn’t had gay thoughts? 😛
2022-08-08 13:11:37 +0000 UTC View Post“That is my least vulnerable spot.”
“That is my least vulnerable spot.”
2022-08-08 13:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemble-y challenged?
Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemble-y challenged?
2022-08-08 13:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post“By all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thri..
“By all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me.”
2022-08-08 13:10:06 +0000 UTC View Post“I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.”
“I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.”
2022-08-08 13:09:42 +0000 UTC View Post“You’re a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.”
“You’re a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.”
2022-08-08 13:09:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhy chase you, if I am the catch? 🎣
Why chase you, if I am the catch? 🎣
2022-08-08 13:08:55 +0000 UTC View PostGuys love it when you can show them you’re better than they ..
Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love, right?
2022-08-08 13:08:43 +0000 UTC View PostWho do you think would make the best pet?
Who do you think would make the best pet?
2022-08-08 13:08:30 +0000 UTC View PostHow your wife looks at my nudes
How your wife looks at my nudes
2022-08-08 13:08:05 +0000 UTC View PostIf you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, ..
If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say, 'You're so good looking!
2022-08-08 13:07:43 +0000 UTC View PostGot a new swimwear today... What do you think...? 😛
Got a new swimwear today... What do you think...? 😛
2022-08-08 13:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostYou're a nice guy....but I actually only have three friends...
You're a nice guy....but I actually only have three friends. I can't really handle any more.😘
2022-08-08 13:07:12 +0000 UTC View PostBut I don't want to be a pirate 🏴☠️!!!!
But I don't want to be a pirate 🏴☠️!!!!
2022-08-08 13:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostWho is looking at me right now..? 🙈😋
Who is looking at me right now..? 🙈😋
2022-08-08 13:05:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you think I am about to be doing next...? 🙈💦💦💦🤭
What do you think I am about to be doing next...? 🙈💦💦💦🤭
2022-08-08 13:05:43 +0000 UTC View PostI feel this top is a bit too tight, right?? 🙈LOL
I feel this top is a bit too tight, right?? 🙈LOL
2022-08-08 13:05:17 +0000 UTC View PostDoes Latina girls do it better...? 😈
Does Latina girls do it better...? 😈
2022-08-08 13:04:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is sooooooo hard to find a guy that's willing to spank m..
Why is sooooooo hard to find a guy that's willing to spank me!!!? 🔥🫦😅
2022-08-08 13:04:31 +0000 UTC View PostWho's that sexy thing I see over there?
Who's that sexy thing I see over there?
2022-08-08 13:04:14 +0000 UTC View PostThese people are so posh and snobby, they’re snoshy.
These people are so posh and snobby, they’re snoshy.
2022-08-08 13:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostMe by your side instead of your girlfriend...? 😈
Me by your side instead of your girlfriend...? 😈
2022-08-08 13:02:05 +0000 UTC View PostGentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
2022-08-08 13:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostLeave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
2022-08-08 13:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostI learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking ch..
I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere
2022-08-08 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostHandsome store called and they're running out of you 💕🤪
Handsome store called and they're running out of you 💕🤪
2022-08-08 12:40:24 +0000 UTC View Post