Cheers!
Cheers!
2024-06-16 17:39:50 +0000 UTC View PostYou can't even begin to imagine how good this was!
2024-06-16 16:29:19 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you reward this?! hahahahaha
"If you truly love someone... Make them homemade pasta"
When I said _making_ pasta, I mean it!!!
2024-06-16 13:10:58 +0000 UTC View PostHow could you *not* love this woman?!
Everyone that cooks for me, gets a place in my heart hahahaha
Chris has promised to make me some pasta for my birthday!! Hehehehehe
2024-06-16 11:08:40 +0000 UTC View Post"But... Sam, are likes worth *anything* in OnlyFans?"
No. If you're curious, likes in reddit/instagram/tiktok do have a "price", and they're sold and bought (more likes/upvotes, more visibility, more money). I've been offered those many times, but I honestly don't like that way of working. Makes reddit a worse place.
Now, OnlyFans doesn't have a "discovery algorithm", so likes are virtually worthless. But... When I started, and I had 1-3 likes per post, I felt SO lonely and stupid.
Now I have 30 or 40 or even more likes per post - and I know a good chunk of you even _read_ them. That attention is *really* appreciated.
So if you're one of those who normally like all my content, today's your day! Hahahaha
Monday morning I'll select a post, and send a freebie to eeeeveryone who liked it.
Cheers!!
Yesterday was intense, huh??? Hahahaha
Not everyday can be dicks and tits, I guess!! You have to get SOME reality!!
Anyway, let's play a game.
There are *many* people who don't spend $ in here (which is fiiine), but some of them click like to everything (or almost everything). Well, today's your day!
I'm going to pick ONE post from either yesterday or today, and I'll send a freebie (a decent one, promise) to every single person that likes that post.
Why? Cause why not!
Last fun fact of the day!!
OnlyFans doesn't allow selling used panties.
...But it allows selling non-used panties.
So I've sold Sam-merchandise (Wink wink) 35 times - normally 2/3 times per month!
The lady in the postal office already knows more or less what's happening, and she always has some fun thanks to me, because I have to disclose the item I'm sending (A pair of socks, a thong, a bra...)
And I *always* say: "Yeah, a friend came to visit and forget it in my place. "
And she normally answers: "And you're spending $20 sending something that probably costs $20 brand new?"
And the she laughs, I want to be swallowed by Earth, and life's goes on hahaha
First gift a man gave me - it was a lingerie body (black) which I still have to this day!
I love lingerie as gift, but I love even more sex toys and/or food hehehehe
(Or experiences!)
I don't enjoy making love that much. I've tried it with that ex-boyfriend who I loved and, yeah, cool, but...
The more I like you, the more I know you, the more comfortable I feel with you - the more pervert the sex is.
So yeah, pervert sex is not an act - I truly love it hahahaha
First time I had anal sex was _a week_ later after I lost my virginity.
And with the same guy!
You didn't know that, did you?!
The most amount of people I've been with has actually *not* been in the swinger world! I'm not a huge fan of liberal clubs, to be honest.
It was when I was a... Professional in sex!
7 guys and 2 women - and I was with every single one of the men - in one night. Women were 100% heterosexual hahaha. (And I was too, at the time)
Spoiler: Doctors are peeeeerverts.
And now... The fun starts!
I lost my virginity terribly early! Fun fact: It's one of the secrets I hold more dearest, but I've offered the story (after a tip, don't get me wrong) a couple of times in Snapchat.
"Why in Snapchat?"
Because I'm not entirely sure I can actually share it here! I believe is against OnlyFans rules!
Yes, my dear fuckers, I've also sold stories many times. I'm not only a big ass!
Sigh, and now...
Obscure facts.
When I was moving from country to country, I had a beloved gaming laptop which my sister gifted before I left.
I played SO much World of Warcraft, at one point, I was top 5 Rogues in my server (Both Outlaw and Subtlety, normally). I was REALLY tryhard on mythics, and my guild normally was first 10-15 to defeat raids in heroic mode.
I always did +15 mythics super fast, and at some point we became so good we did "rushes" - Four of us invited a fifth one (for gold hehehe) and we did the mythic for him/her.
My healer was THE best healer I've ever seen, druid resto <3
I speak _perfectly_ Spanish and Portuguese
You know my English level already hahaha
And I understand fairly well French, German and a bit of italian!
My mom's side of the family is from Portugal, so, no, I'm not brazilian!!!
I'm _addicted_ to four films, which I have watched again and again and again:
1. The Road to El Dorado
2. How to Train your Dragon
3. John Wick (any)
4. Mamma Mia
I know e v e r y single line to El Dorado, and even to this day my sisters call me during my birthday and we watch it together, and I still love every second of it!
I LoOooooOOoove anime!
My first anime was probably Naruto!
I've watched many, but MY personal favs are:
Shonen:
1. FMA Brotherhood
2. HunterXhunter
3. Boku no hero
4. Kimetsu no Yaiba
5. Death Note (Yes, death note is a SHONEN. Fight me!!!)
Romance:
1. Kaichu Wa Maid Sama
2. Ore Monogatari
3. Toradora (It was a long time ago, okay?!)
Sports:
1. Haikyuu
2. Kuroko No basket
3. Diamond no ace
But I've watched maaaaaaaany
Don't pity me, fuckers! <3
I have *the best* relationship with my sisters and the rest of my family. Is the good thing about being latina! I have family eeeeeeevery where - literally!
I have family in 4 countries in South America, both in US and Canada, and (as far as I know) in _at least_ 5 countries in Europe.
And a cousin in Japan!
btw, my father died three days *after* my birthday!
Wanna know what his present was that year?
"A conversation on why a girl my age didn't need a phone" -- really, his gift was his _infinite_ wisdom.
Fun fact: I already had a phone (hidden), since I was 12 or so. He never cared too much!
My father died when I was 16 - yep, about the time I ran away from home!
My life was SO much better without him, and he felt like a chain. My mother has always done her best, but she's just not cut to be a mother - she became a mother because that was the only option at the time!
So when he died, I got into the first plane I could, and I went to visit some family in California - Since then, I never looked back!
I was NEVER successful with social life. I was nerdy, distant and clumsy, so I never had real friends until probably a couple of years ago =). I tried to always be good and nice, though!
You know when a friend is recommending a girlfriend of hers, and gets asked "But is she pretty?" and the answer is "Well, she's super nice/funny?"
That was me!
And now I'm top 1% in OnlyFans - Go figure!
When I was y0oung, I was called "la graciosilla", which means... "the little funny one", but it's a way of saying I was witty. I didn't tell good jokes, but I defended myself with good sarcasm hahaha.
2024-06-14 10:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostGoOOoOooooOOod morning Night City! Today is the day you *ARE* going to learn something new about me - the ME behind the screens, the real me I raaarely let out.
The not-so-cool me.
The me my _friends_ know hahahaa
I'll go to the gym and think about not-so-cool things to share hahahaha
Get ready!
***Fucking a guy from the nudist beach!!***
I received what I believe to this day is one of the hottest cumshots EVER.
Have you ever seen cum getting inside of a open pussy without the need of a creampie? hahahaha
Anyway!
If you get the video, you'll see a couple of surprises!
Apart from that, important info:
1. 12+ minutes, full POV (no tripod, sorry! It was more recorded as a proof, at the time hahaha)
2. AMAZING cumshot. If you don't love it, let me know and I'll hit you!
3. After getting it I'll gladly answer ANY question you have <3
As you know, as soon as you tip on the post in a MAX of 8h, you'll have the video! Otherwise, you can remind me and scold me <3
Took me ALL the afternoon to convince him - I asked him to apply sun cream on my back (...And ass), we played in the sea, I was TRULY direct and sincere - but he didn't want to come back to the hotel, and he didn't (understandably) want to fuck in the middle of the beach either.
So after A LOT of time and effort, I convinced him to just have a coffee with me in my hotel's restaurant!
... As you can see in the photo, my plan worked!
Fun fact... To reach the nudist beach, the ONLY way was car, or Uber!
First time (this photo!) I used Uber
Second and third... A "friend" from the hotel who, honestly, I thought was gay!
I even told him about my plans and intentions, and I felt totally comfortable getting naked in front of him. Bob, he was called! hahahaha
Luckily Bob did leave me my own space at the nudist beach, so on the third day I FINALLY met someone...
SO many times I went to the beach, that this ended up being my hair... Just saying!!!
First day I was just too scared to act at all
Second day I was just... Not feeling lucky. Too many disgusting guys around, not even the weather was amazing...
On one hand, I was getting a bit desperate. I really _really_ didn't want to fail.
On the other hand - The longer I was without sex, the more aggressive and "fuck it, let's do it" I was feeling!
Until we reach HIS biggest fantasy - flirting on a public beach...
And documenting the process, of course!
Sadly on the initial videos some people appeared (naked, unwillingly) and I had to delete them after sending proof - but thankfully the "final video" is perfectly legal hahahaha
I went to a nudist beach THREE times in THREE days. I love the beach, but I'm not crazy...
... But I never say no to a challenge, and Ceren was certainly generous!!