MoooOooOoOooOorning. I needed some me-time and decided to re..
MoooOooOoOooOorning. I needed some me-time and decided to relax doing my nails!
But don't suffer my dear perverts, I'm back to work!
MoooOooOoOooOorning. I needed some me-time and decided to relax doing my nails!
But don't suffer my dear perverts, I'm back to work!
Smaaaall break! I don't want to spam _too_ much. Chris and I had to do a custom, a video call AND a sexting session. We were going to edit some things together, but there was just not enough time hahahaha.
Don't worry - we're getting to the _really_ slutty part hahahaha
Those who participated on the crowdfunding - you can expect your rewards tomorrow OR Thursday, but it won't take longer, you'll see hehehehehe
And no, OnlyFans is not my _only_ job, so be patient! <3
***Naked Twister with three beautiful women and... Sometimes guys***
(Hahahaha)
You just can't imagine how much I love playing twister naked. Is one of those things I *know* is a weird fantasy, but I just can't stop convincing everyone. Guys got _so_ horny watching us play - and we had SO much fun!!!
15 minutes of video!
After Yoga, we rested a bit and had some "private" fun which involved our neighbours...
We tried _so_ many times to record the twister video, but it was almost impossible because the neighbours were all the time shouting, requesting our attention, or even appearing on the video. We had _so_ much fun, though... But this was the last video we recorded outside!
I'll share a post later with the _video_ details, but here I'd like to share the fun facts!
1. Amy laughs is... heavenly.
2. Chris does NOT like losing!!
3. David does NOT like losing
4. Rob is surprisingly flexible
5. Guy3 (Ryan) has the biggest balls I've ever seen
6. Playing twister naked is way funnier than doing it with clothes!
Do you know what happens when you lose a bet with guy2...? You do push ups!! hahahaha
I did like 8, but fuckers only recorded 1!!!
***Naked Yoga with a certified instructor - Amy!***
Naturally, we're more messing around and teasing the neighbours than anything else... But I LOVE the result. I can't think of better ways of enjoying the different bodies we three have - we all beautiful on our own way! Amy leads the way, and she loves it!!
She just moans SO hard, and it got me quite concerned about the neighbours... But at some point I just let it go and enjoy the show!
15 minutes of naked fun x2 perspectives, so can enjoy E V E R Y T H I N G!! hahahaha. 30 minutes!!
If you want it, just ask me about it ;)
Amy (jokes aside) has had three jobs:
Wild birds trainer
Yoga Instructor
Lab assistant of cosmetics
So OBVIOUSLY one of our first videos would be doing naked yoga...
BUT... She made it porn hahahaha
"Sam, what happened outside the camera?!"
We tried to leave everything "documented" - but indeed some things happened outside of "OnlyFans"
Chris sucked guy3's dick outside... I danced bachata with Amy and Chris half naked... We had three different set of neighbours checking up on us ALL the time (it's true we were loud...)
One old neighbour was touching himself while we danced (...We had to put a small "cover" to block the views, you'll see!)
But to answer "how many guys were there with you?" -- the answer is three! One per woman!
But guy3...
Well, no spoilers!!
***Getting guy1 and guy2 HARD***
Naturally, it didn't take long but... Would you like to see how _NOT_ long did it take?? Hahahahahaha
Because once we delivered the first request... Another one arrived.
"Prove there is more than 1 guy in there - and get him hard too!"
Three women... Touching you... Kissing you... Biting you... Moaning in your ear...
Fuck you should hear how Amy moans... She's just out of this world.
Of course, the video goes from "stand up" to "dick is hard" - no one cums, so this video is cheap. Just ask me about the "3 sluts getting dicks hard" video, and I'll send it!!
After having lunch, we arrived home and... Well, I need to share things chronologically!
Those with GFE, naturally, received these (...And more) pics of the three of us. And one of them seemed QUITE interested in Amy.
We took some pics for our fans with GFE, and I got a custom request...
"Get the photographer's dick hard"
Yes, sir!
*AHEM*
As I was saying... We were on the beach. And Amy arrived!! As *SOME* of you get confused...
Amy -- Me -- Chris !
She has _incredible_ boobs. And... May I share just another fun fact?
She smells and tastes... I N C R E D I B L E!
B T W!
Short break from the "vacation story"!
Chris is coming to my place today, in like 5-6 hours. We're going to edit together, prepare this and that, share some videos, make sure we've got everything...
And, yeah, I think we're gonna get horny. I just know us hahaha. Not sure what we'll do, but if you want something _with_ Chris, today's your chance <3
Plus I think sharing this story WITH Chris on my side, topless, allowing me to touch her boobs as many times as I want... Is just a bit better, don't you think?
Well, video call done and... Naturally, we went to the beach!
Fun fact: Except for David, who has the _superpower_ of cumming 5+ times a day, no one came... We were... Uhh... Saving ourselves!! hahahaha
I'm used to having SOME looks when doing topless at the beach...
But with Chris on my side, it was just ridiculous hahahahaha
You can't imagine the AMOUNT of looks...
***First time Chris and I got a dick inside of us during our vacation***
The guy is BIG. Initially only Chris was going to fuck him (to save my princess pussy), but... One thing led to another and... WELL.
It seems he was eager, because it took me 5 minutes riding him to make him cum hahahaha.
This video is 15 minutes!
As always, you can ask for it and I'll send it on DMs! I'm sure we can reach an agreement ;)
See you in my DMs!!
We're currently at Friday night... We've just finished dinner, with a Lush inside of us.
We're horny. Fucking horny.
... And one of my top fans requested a Video call. With this huge dick here.
ON SATURDAY MORNING.
I'm a slut? Yes.
I'm also serious about what I offer!!
And I knew if we were hornier, we would be able to offer a _better_ videocall. So we went to bed without anyone cumming...
Chris wanted to KILL me hahahaha.
My dear, gentle Nils (hope *someone* gets that reference...) invited Chris and I to have some dinner!
... And, if you know me, you'll know I *rarely* take a gift without offering a reward. That's just who I am hahahaha.
This is everything I can offer in OnlyFans because it *IS* considered public fun...
But you can ping me on Snapchat for more!
See? On the beach is peeeeerfectly allowed. Could you *PLEASE* explain that to me?!
(At this time, the guys weren't verified in OnlyFans, that's why they just _can't_ appear! Luckily for you, for Chris and for me... At least they were more than happy to record/make photos)
One of the guys was 24/7 horny and half-hard, the other one was a bit more professional. We behaved _truly_ well when we were on the swimming pool area...
On the beach... Not so much hahahaha. But as they were not yet verified... We didn't allow for much to happen!
Booom, topless!
There were many many dads super happy with our choice... Moms, not that many hahahaha.
But if you wanna attract guys, you need to be bold... That's how it is! Plus, I promise, that rule is just stupid. There's nothing wrong with boobs!
(And yeah, Chris was watching a soccer match, but I have no idea which one, I'm sorry! It was on Friday, that's all I know!)
As soon as she arrived, we both went to the swimming pool with _his_ guy (don't ask me how she met him, ask *her*! Not sure how much I am allowed to share hahahaha)
At least I can share that the guy was mooooore than happy to take pictures!!
At first we *did* behave... I promise we tried!!
But then...
Finally, Friday afternoon... Chris arrived!!
... And here, the *action* truly starts.
I had already found one guy. She found another one. Amy was on board. We just needed one *MORE* guy (...Because I always over-deliver, DUH), and Amy promised she had someone!
I have so much to share from this point on... Keep track and don't get lost!!
Thursday night, I had a date!
First pic - my outfit!
Second - the day after (...I arrived home like at 4am)
Third - my relaxing hahaha
Wanna know a fun fact of "woman-dating-woman"?
MY experience - don't wear anything TOO revealing, TOO much makeup, TOO much anything. Be normal, be casual, have fun.
I'll share more about Amy later, but I *can* share something now... My first *THICK* woman, and probably the second sluttiest after Chris. If you're into chubby women... Stay tuned!
It's true on Wednesday and thursday morning I did flirt with a couple of guys, but to no avail - they didn't understand they HAD to have a creator account in OnlyFans (or sign the release form) to "work" with me.
"But you're so fun!!! Can't we have some fun outside of OnlyFans?"
I mean, yes - but not today hahahaha.
But before Chris arrived I was *ULTRA* focus on one thing mainly - getting another woman. Getting horny guys is easy. Getting women willing to publicly share their bodies and sexuality online.... That's tough hahahaha.
Thankfully on Wednesday I arrived soon-ish and I could explore, enjoy the sun and swim a bit!
Fun fact: The swimming pool was literally 10 meters away from the beach.
On the beach, topless is frowned upon, but allowed!
In the swimming pool... Is "forbidden".
Now, I'm *all in* for the rules, I promise. But I find that plainly stupid. You could *LITERALLY* see women doing topless FROM the swimming pool.
Took be a bit to get comfortable... But, yeah, I did topless. And I have proof.
And they complained. But that's a story for another time, step by step!
"Sam, do you... Flash... Like... With randoms around?!"
99.9% of randoms are perfectly fine as long as they don't appear on the photos.
Imagine this - you're driving, and a SUPER polite girl (I'm always polite!) briefly explains her relationship with OnlyFans and asks for permission (if you're comfortable) for exposing her tits on your car. Would you _really_ care?
I bet you wouldn't - most just don't care hahahaha
And, no, I wouldn't have fucked my driver this time. Too shy and innocent, but he was quite kind!!
First question I usually get...
"Sam, do you drive? How do you reach these places?"
I *DO* have a driving license.
I *DON'T* know how to drive hahahaha
So, car sharing tends to be my _fav_ option!
Wednesday --- Car Sharing!
GooOooOoOod morning! I believe the best way to share this is... Well, in chronological order, right?!
Brace yourselves... Porn (with plot!) is coming!
And my most important message...
***THANK YOU***
We got SO much love on the crowdfunding. Then we got custom request AND challenges. We got love, and patience, and flexibility. SO many people trusted me. They trusted that I would deliver, that I would make it. I had _terrible_ reception and so many of you were *SUPER* cool about it, never rushing me or making me feel bad about it.
I know, I know - I'm not saving lives or solving any of the many (many) terrible problems the world has.
But I believe there's some beauty in making OnlyFans a better place. No more lies, no more "hired/professional sexters", no more "you promised X and you delivered Y, or even nothing". No scams here. We're all fed up with those.
When I opened my OnlyFans, I was naive enough to have a motto - "making the world a better place one hard dick at a time. Horny people are just happier. Happy people are just nicer".
I still believe in that. Yes, I've suffered many trolls. Many lies. Many empty promises - but I've also lived through people saying fulfilling their promises, sharing their actual lives with me. Building _something_. I've seen fans improving their health, getting married (or boyfriends/girlfriends!), getting better jobs, re-discovering their sexuality, signing up for the gym for the first time ever. Many told me I've helped them taking that decision - and that's an honor I rarely believe, but secretly I'm super proud of.
My promise is to _never_ get big enough to stop enjoying my top fans' company on a 1to1 basis. That's the part I love the most about OnlyFans, and the minute I lose that - I'll just stop doing this.
Thankfully, that hasn't happened! Hopefully, it will never happen!
So I hope you stay tuned this week, because I have a *MILLION* things I'd love to share!
A bit of a... OffMyChest!
When I challenge myself to find *SO* many people, I have a million $0 fans BANGING on my door to be part of my videos.
And my question is - are you nuts, or do you think I'm stupid?
People I have had ZERO contact with - people who don't support, don't chat who are not EVEN creators.
"Hey babe, we could make MILLIONS together! I would do X,Y,Z to you. Look at my dick. Look. My dick. Look. Yeah, babe"
- Jack, $0 support, subscribed for 2 months, never ever chatted with me, has exactly 0 fans and doesn't have a clue how OnlyFans or its rules work.
My patient with trolls when I'm on holidays is quite limited - you're warned! Jack is one of the few people I _directly_ blocked without further warning.
Please - respect me. Do you go into a restaurant DIRECTLY into the kitchen to whisper in the cook's ear how he should be cooking your dish, because you've eaten before?
No, right?
Then please _please_ don't push my buttons!
OnlyFans is not about sex, is about *marketing*. If OnlyFans was about sex, I would be filthy rich hahahaha
Do not worry my dear perverts, I'm editing this and that, preparing this and that, and I'll be sharing all your options, my stories, my naughtiness....
Diiiisclaimer: As I explained, those with GFE would get a more... Detailed and in-depth explanation of my weekend. How I found Amy, for example! 😈😈😈
Fiiiinally hooome
Yes, yes - I've got debts to pay, things to share, videos to edit...
Give me a bit but... I'm home, I'm horny, it might take a while to finish everything hahahahaha