And then she wonders why I get distracted... 🫣
And then she wonders why I get distracted... 🫣
2024-07-18 22:26:12 +0000 UTC View PostAnd then she wonders why I get distracted... 🫣
2024-07-18 22:26:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you get this right, I'll send the +18 version later ;)
How tall is Cris, in non-retard units?
Btw, we will be playing Mario Kart, if you wanna distract us... We're in!
She didn't open the door naked!!!
2024-07-18 17:14:02 +0000 UTC View Post***IMPORTANT***
While on holiday (from the 22nd of July!) , you can _still_ get my 2023 videos.
1. Go to the "Buy 2023 videos" tag
2. Choose whatever video you want and contribute to the campaign
3. I'll get a message, probably make a bad joke, and then I'll send it.
While on vacation, it _might_ take up to 24h. If it takes more, let me know and you'll get 50% discount on whatever you get next!!
"But Sam! I've been deceived in the past!! I'm afraid I will contribute to the campaign and lose my money!"
My friend, I understand. I won't make you tip, you can also ask for the PPV and I'll send it as PPV, I don't mind! Whatever suits you best!
But I never lie or deceive 😤
***I'm horny, so I offered a free blowjob to the first guy to pick up the phone!***
Duration: 8 minutes
Does he cum?: Oh, fuck, yes hahahahaha
Wanna get it? ;)
DM me, and you'll have it!
I need to use BOTH hands!!!
I asked the guy to NOT record my face, but still he did it a couple of times - still, took me 4 minutes to edit the video, I'm getting better ;)
Give me a sec!
Fuck I got horny thinking about my holidays hahahaha
I'm on my period today, but I was thinking about offering a free blowjob to the first guy on my "naughty list" who picks up the phone.
Who will it be?!
"Sam, where are you going?!"
I'm afraid that's a secret that I will be sharing only with VIPs hahaha. If you're a VIP, feel free to ask and I will answer!
I *CAN* share I'm going with Chris + I'm going to a different country + I'm going to do SO much topless!!!
And, yes, I will have dirty _dirty_ sex =)
"Sam, if you're on vacation... It means you will not upload anything?!"
Honestly, OnlyFans has become part of my daily life, and I _enjoy_ sharing everything I can. I will still share this and that, I will flash (and publish it wherever I can, either here or Snapchat!), I will make posts when I'm having breakfast...
But if you get mad because It took me longer than usual to answer you, I'll get *MAD*.
I will have a pinned post, and I will try to be AS clear as possible!
Oh, important!
From 22nd of July to 2nd of August I'm on *ACTUAL* vacation.
Feeling good today, I might even have some fun at the gym 😇
2024-07-17 11:42:50 +0000 UTC View PostOh, before I forget (sorry I'm still a bit asleep) I was kindly "challenged" to try out a new bikini top without closing the curtains, so enjoy!
And thanks my dear Chris for recording it <3
We need some final stuff before going on vacation!!! Hehehehe
2024-07-16 19:20:06 +0000 UTC View Post"Sam, will you have _another_ lucky game? Or nah?"
Well, yes - and YOU will decide about it.
I will give you some options (Die (d10, d20, d6?)? Spin the wheel? Roulette? I'm all ears to other options!!)
I'll try to keep it simple, though. My English is not perfect and, let's be honest, many people come to OnlyFans with a hard dick and a the bl00d not in their brains hahahahaha. So, next game I *PROMISE* it will be simpler!!
"Sam, but you DUPLICATED your target!! Are you sending _something_ to participants?"
Well my targets (unless explicitly said otherwise, as in crowdfundings!) are merely random. If I can be brutally honest I set a suuuper high target because some people don't know they can still contribute to a campaign if the target has been reached... And yet we _more_ than duplicated it.
So... You know what.
Those that DID participate in my campaign, this FRIDAY you can expect a reward!! A good one!!
Hint: it won't be a "pic" hahahaha
"Sam, I'm just *about* to finish the game!! But I don't have any money this month!!!"
Cmon fuckers, you know me. I won't _ever_ pressure you into spending RIGHT NOW.
If you ask me in 4 months, the game might not even exist anymore, but I'm not going to throw it away! I'll just keep it away.
But, yes, if you've already made several throws and want to finish it - don't sweat it, I'll make an exemption!
The main reason why I'm letting it go:
It's too big, and I'm going to travel quite a lot until November - I _have_ to visit family here and there, work here and there, collabs here and there and, yeah, pleasure travels too!!
You know me, I take pride in delivering whatever you asked for in minutes/hours, *never* days.
Just look at the pic. The fucker is _bigger_ than me!
Imagine paying for a throw and getting the results 11 days later!!!
Nah, impossible!
First topic of *IMPORTANCE*
I'm trying to take not-too-horny pics in order to NOT distract you!!!
I'm letting my game go! https://onlyfans.com/987846874/sam-dreamy-lips
It's been 4 _months_. It's been a super fun run!!!
You are warned!! You have this week to make your throws - until Sunday 21!!
After that, I'll only make the throws under special requests, and with reasonable delays!!
I'll be talking about the reasons throughout the day <3
Thanks for coming to my photoshoot ted talk!!
This week I'll be sharing A LOT of important information.
Summing up:
My "board game" is ending!
I'll be going on _real_ vacation for 10 days from the 22nd of July
Chris is a sluuuuut <3
Please do not miss it!!
Cheers <3<3
"How do I feel during the photoshoot?"
Well... It's ridiculously fun, with Valeria.
Do I get horny? Well... Yes. I can't make some of the things she asked for without getting horny hahahaha.
But she's ULTRA professional - she touches me, of course, but before doing so she ALWAYS asks permission, and she never does it in a "horny" way - moving my hair out of the way, adjusting my bra, helping me with the corset or the high heels...
I get horny because I am who I am, but that's not the... Intention. I think. She did invite me to her place next time, though hahahaha.
"Who's the photographer?"
Valeria is a 30 year old woman, originally, from Mexico. She's currently living in San Francisco. She's been a photographer for as long as she was able to hold a camera, and, surprisingly, it's both her job AND her passion.
She's done aaaaall kinds of photography work - but she's particularly interested in the human body and, what's more, the sexuality and erotism. She has worked with pornography studies, but she disliked it - and now she works with creators (some more famous, some smaller), among other things.
She's quite interested in your average woman - those that try to take care of themselves, but that also have normal lives to attend to.
She "elevates" the normal person, and that's super cool, tbh.
Naturally, every good photographer needs to know how to "model", and Valeria never stopped sharing tips, secrets and suggestions - little by little, she didn't want to "overflow" me with information.
The most important thing is to feel comfortable, and enjoy. This session isn't for a big brand or a company - it's for me!
"How do I prepare?"
Well, as you might have already guess I have the same 20-30 postures with which I'm comfortable - and I wanted to "move away" from there.
So, while having lunch, she suggested some models to check, to see which photos I wanted to try. Valeria was SUPER patience and she has the wildest imagination - still, I wanted to do my part and not put all the weight on her shoulders, so I took 3 different outfits (the first one is the one you're seeing, the other two are a secret!) and wrote down 5-6 positions that I wanted to try.
And then, like she says "just...Flow"
It's important to NOT leave everything for the last second!!! Do your prep-work! Have ideas, and initiative!
"What money is involved?"
After some more conversations, it was clear we were both interested on a small photoshoot. She *IS* a professional photographer, and I'm *NOT* a professional model. Her fee is totally reasonable and I was more than happy to pay it (Around $700 for the whole photoshoot), but she didn't want me to pay _at all_.
I refused, and we ended up reaching an agreement. I invited her for lunch and dinner, she stayed the night at my place, and I paid her like $200. She's the sweetest girl ever. She's from California, btw, if you're curious.
it's important to mention these photos are *NOT* for OnlyFans (Again, I'm not a model, just a girl having fun), they are for me!
Still, it takes 4-5h of the photoshoot + more than 3-4 FULL days of editing. That's expensive my friends!
"Who approaches who?"
In this case, she approached me! Naturally, I have an infinite number of "babe let me be your photographer/model/partner 🥵🥵🥵" everyday from $0 fans, which I just ignore.
Valeria (real name, btw, she allowed it) had been a fan of my work for a lot of time - and I saw she was a softcore creator herself (not in OnlyFans, though! But I followed her socials). She supported me more than once, and I did too!
We shared some encouragement messages here and there throughout this month, and finally six or seven weeks ago, she told me she was visiting my city. Initially, she just wanted a coffee, and I gladly accepted. We're opposite types of creators. She's a nudist photographer, focused on erotism - and I do amateur porn hahahaha.
And I *LOVE* her work. Is beautiful, you will see next month!!
So, I'd love to share some details on how a photoshoot looks *TO ME*.
Who approaches who?
How do I prepare?
What money is involved?
Who's the photographer?
How do I feel during the photoshoot?
I have some pics, hope you love them!
I had a ""professional"" photo shot yesterday!!
I can share some details, but I can't share the photos - because they will take like a MONTH hahahaha. If you're here in August, you will see them!!! hehehehe
GooooooOOooOd morning!
I know what you're wondering...
"Sam, why is your hair SO beautiful on a Monday morning?!"
***Beth threesome? Foursome? with creampie!***
So I'm gonna be _bad_ for today!
You wanna know who these guys are? You wanna know the details? You wanna know *everything*?
Then I'm glad to inform you I'll answer to ANY horny-question AFTER you've got the video!
What I *CAN* share is:
1. I had 1.5h of content that I condensed into **40 minutes** (the best angles!)
2. As always - NO cuts, no bullshit!
3. EVERYONE cums, one way or another.
4. There *IS* a creampie.
### If you want the video, you'll have to DM me!! 😈😈😈😈
See you in my DMs!
I'm gonna give TWO *FINAL* clue.
First clue:
He was SO nervous he made a huge mess!!! He tripped with the tripod TWICE - first one taking it down, second one unplugging it, turning off the light.
Second clue:
He didn't fuck Beth NOR me...