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Finally have cell service again so I can post my spicy vid o..

Finally have cell service again so I can post my spicy vid on TheAudaxxxity 🥹🥹🥹

End of an era... Tiktok is down in the US but I finished the..

End of an era... Tiktok is down in the US but I finished the night on high note by partaking in the Karaoke Finals onboard the ship. I performed with a live band in front of a packed audience, even though I wanted to just lie down in bed and cry. The video of that is on insta, if anyone wants to hear me sing lol!

Last day at sea! Tomorrow morning we dock back in Galveston ..

Last day at sea! Tomorrow morning we dock back in Galveston and it's back to real life. It's pretty surreal that tonight we may lose tiktok. Without that app, I never would have met all of you! And I never would have found a way to leave the funeral industry behind. I can't lie, I'm scared. No other app has the reach that tiktok did, and I don't know what I'm going to do going forward. But we're all in this together. And I love you all.

Making the most of my time at the suite lounge pool deck 😘

Making the most of my time at the suite lounge pool deck 😘

It's hard being the hottest bitch on the ship with the coole..

It's hard being the hottest bitch on the ship with the coolest tattoos!

Good morning from the Harmony of the Seas 🥰

Good morning from the Harmony of the Seas 🥰

Can I just say, I am SO RELIEVED that the cruise wifi doesn'..

Can I just say, I am SO RELIEVED that the cruise wifi doesn't block OnlyFans access? I wouldn't be able to show you my current bedroom that I'll be breaking in soon... 🥺 What a relief we won't be deprived.

Joining my parents on a cruise for the next week! And becaus..

Joining my parents on a cruise for the next week! And because they're bougie as fuck... I'm staying in a really cool suite! Now, the question is how much will I abuse the balcony that's at my disposal 🤭 (and just how much am I going to drink with my unlimited drinks package...)

And here's the final bounce test lol! This was the other set..

And here's the final bounce test lol! This was the other set I ended up buying 🥰 Even though the top doesn't have as much coverage as I prefer, the overall shape of it and the bottoms was just too cute!

I liked the texture of this one so much, but it was the only..

I liked the texture of this one so much, but it was the only set to fail the bounce test! Also it's an eternal pain in the ass that I need to get XL tops while the bottoms are just mediums.

Bounce test number 2! Of course this is one of them I actual..

Bounce test number 2! Of course this is one of them I actually bought 😁 and yes, I'm wearing my undies under it because that's how you be SANITARY in a changing room!

I did some bikini shopping! Here's the first of four bounce ..

I did some bikini shopping! Here's the first of four bounce test videos. 🤭

Wise words from Cowboy: "Nah trust me, take a pic with a con..

Wise words from Cowboy: "Nah trust me, take a pic with a condom wrapper in your boobs! People are gonna love it!"

I think he's a little silly but okay 🤣

(Re-upload because I think having his hands in one of the pics got it flagged)

Don't mind me, just obsessing over my tattoo while Donald Du..

Don't mind me, just obsessing over my tattoo while Donald Ducking it at home 🤭

So guess who made a pitstop in Roswell last week!!!! We drov..

So guess who made a pitstop in Roswell last week!!!! We drove into New Mexico to see the snow, and it was the perfect halfway pitstop for us from the Canyon. And of course I had to find a green shirt for myself. 😁

New tattoo! 🥰🥰🥰 I can't wait to see how it heals! Ricardo at..

New tattoo! 🥰🥰🥰 I can't wait to see how it heals! Ricardo at Houston Heights Tattoo did SUCH a great job! After getting my bat tattoo from him, I saw the original version of this on Instagram. We ended up kink-ifying it by adding the bondage o-ring on the collar and a ball gag!

Time for some more offroading! A thong is appropriate, right..

Time for some more offroading! A thong is appropriate, right?

Merry Christmas my darlings! Cowboy and I took a bunch of fu..

Merry Christmas my darlings! Cowboy and I took a bunch of fun pictures at Merus Adventure Park yesterday! 🥰 It's that time of the year again - 50% for the next 100 people to subscribe on @TheAudaxxxity 💕❄️

Hello from our campsite at Palo Duro! 🥰 We're currently at t..

Hello from our campsite at Palo Duro! 🥰 We're currently at the Merus Adventure Park and have a week of hiking and offroading ahead of us! Cowboy and I are having a great time already.

I need to start coming up with nicknames for my boyfriends s..

I need to start coming up with nicknames for my boyfriends so people stop getting confused between them! 🤣 Especially on tiktok people are like "What, you did XYZ with so-and-so? I thought he was overseas?!" so this might alleviate a lot of that.
For my local guy, I'm torn between "Perky" "The Engineer" or "Cowboy"...
For my long distance guy, we've always used "Lover" as a special name for each other, but I'm not sure what else I could use as a descriptive term. Maybe "The Tailor"?

Come unwrap me 🦇💕 Bat lingerie seemed a fitting choice for t..

Come unwrap me 🦇💕 Bat lingerie seemed a fitting choice for the witch market last night!

Why yes, there is dog hair all over both sets of cheeks! The..

Why yes, there is dog hair all over both sets of cheeks! These baby's be shedding! I gotta do something about this. 🤣

Well hi there 🤭 How are you tonight?

Well hi there 🤭 How are you tonight?

Fit check for the swingers club last night 🥰 No genuine boyf..

Fit check for the swingers club last night 🥰 No genuine boyfriend reveal yet, but I did include a cute video where he popped in to give his approval of me wearing his shirt. 🥰

Excuse the complete lack of sex appeal in this outfit, but m..

Excuse the complete lack of sex appeal in this outfit, but my new boyfriend and I got matching "potato skins" aka blanket hoodies for our upcoming Palo Duro Canyon christmas trip and we're wearing them to an ugly sweater party tonight.

I officially asked new guy to be my boyfriend 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I officially asked new guy to be my boyfriend 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Someone, uh, had a productive morning...

Someone, uh, had a productive morning...

And we are BACK at the Texas Renaissance Festival! Spending ..

And we are BACK at the Texas Renaissance Festival! Spending tonight and Thanksgiving here with my boyfriend before final weekend of faire starts on Friday 🥰

Time to get changed into my garb for faire 😁

Time to get changed into my garb for faire 😁

Back in the sex mirror camper 😁

Back in the sex mirror camper 😁