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Got caught having Sex in the bathroom by our doctor at my 8 week pregnancy check up..
So if you have ever had an antenatal appointment in the public system you will know how late these appointments can run. I was super frisky and on edge and my hubby looked better then ever. I have to say this is my third pregnancy and the hormones have kicked in a lot stronger and quicker then my previous two.
After checking in and doing some standard tests w were left waiting for over an hour. After approaching one of the nurses she said that the wait could be up to another hour.
Feeling frustrated I got up. Went to the disabled bathroom and sent my husband a “come now” text. Not sure if he thought it was a “morning sickness save me” text or what but he came very quickly indeed.
He knocked on the door and I opened it. I told him I might need this for later. So he had his phone straight out as I got on my knees and started sucking him. It wasn’t long before I had enough and I bent over and let him fuck me. If you turn the sound on you’ll be able to hear a hospital announcement in the video.
Well in the rush to put my favourite dick in my mouth we forgot to lock the door. And I guess this bathroom also doubled up as the staff bathroom. A doctor opened the door. Popped his head. Saw what was happening and quickly shut the door and left. Hubby and I laughed it off. Finished up. And went back to the waiting room.
It wasn’t till my name was called around half an hour later and we entered the doctors room when we realized the doctor who caught us in the bathroom was my OBGYN. We all laughed it off when the first thing he said was “guys I completely understand”
Wasn’t the first time we have been caught. And we doubt it will be the last time.
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My pregnancy hormones made me so horny I masturbated in the back of a taxi while my hubby filmed me! Check out my Fansly page to see the video!
Those dam pregnancy hormones. On the way home from my first antenatal appointment I just couldn’t take it. I was seated behind the taxi driver and as someone who regularly goes commando I had easy access. I opened my legs with my hubby right next to me and started playing with myself!
It was a 15 minute cab ride and I managed to get myself there a couple of times. All without the taxi driver noticing. My hubby couldn’t believe how daring I was being. He handed me my phone and managed to get a bit on film myself!
GOD BLESS THESE HORMONES 😂
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I made a nude pregnant video for my husband but I sent it to his hot mate...😜😈
Since I just found out I’m gonna be a milf for a third time I thought I’d share this story which turned into a lot more fun than I thought.
My husband was away for work and my pregnancy hormones were making me super horny as they do. Just want to add in that my husbands mates and I are all quite close. We have regular game nights at our place so they know me very well. This one mate in question, Damien though is super flirty and very hands on. He is extremely popular with all the ladies. And I have to say he is the hottest in this group of mates.
The previous night we were all together before my husband went away the next day. Anyway Damien and I got to talking and I asked how he gets so many new girls. He went on some story about how he never fails by sending some NSFW Pics. Spur of the moment I said “well next time send me some I want to see how nsfw they are!” The next day Damien sent me a couple of shirtless photos and I teased him and said they would not work on me. We had some back and forth but everything remained innocent and my husband was well informed and had a bit of a laugh.
The rest of the day flew by and no doubt because of Damiens Pics I was feeling very frisky. After a very long shower I decided to send my husband some love and took a Video which was only meant for him. With my 8 month pregnant body I definitely didn’t think anyone else would want to see but out of habit I saved the video anyway.
After I sent the video I received a pic from Damien. Thinking it’s been a while since we spoke what could he possible want at this time of night.
I opened his message and it was another shirtless picture but this time with the caption “wow that would definitely work on me!”
A bit confused I checked my message history and to my horror there was no recently sent to my husband. Only to Damien. There was a few more back and forths where I tried to convince him it was for my husband but he really didn’t believe me. I thought I’d own up to my husband straight away. A bit worried about his response. Thank god he laughed it off and unsurprisingly said “to have fun with it”
Let me tell you for the next two weeks while husband was away we did have some fun with it. Although that’s a story for another time.
My husband is the best.
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I got caught masturbating naked in a park by a stranger so I gave him a blowjob and let him take pictures!
This happened many years ago when I was an innocent and fun 19 year old (and phones had shitty shitty cameras). I was very much into the thrill of being caught. I use to live near a national park, where a lot of people frequented late at night for some fun.
I always had an urge to get naked outside. It would make me so wet just thinking about it. This night just seem to be perfect. The weather was amazing. So I went for a walk and found what I thought was a secluded spot. I got undressed. Sat on some rocks and played with myself. I was so wet I’m sure if anyone walked by they would hear me before they saw me.
I was there for a good 10-15 mins getting off more than once when I heard a noise behind me. It was an older guy. I later found out he was in his mid thirties. It was awkward at first but he said something along the lines of “I’m a little sick of catching people out here doing illegal things. I think I’m going to have to report you!” I was 19 at the time. Never been in trouble. And I can honestly say this was the naughtiest thing I had ever done.
My mind went into overdrive. I went to put my clothes back on but they were behind where he was standing. Taking a better look at the guy he was quite handsome in a more mature type of way. I pleadingly asked him if we could work something out. It’s like he had planned it all along. He said “if you look after me I’ll look after you.”
I didn’t need telling twice. I got on my knees. And did something I never thought I would do. Suck off a complete stranger. I had only been with one guy up until then but to my surprise I was even wetter then I was before. I tried my hardest. He was much bigger then my ex bf and a lot more physical. He would push the back of my head down and really instruct me on what he liked. It wasn’t long before he blew his load all down my throat.
I sort of realized while giving him head that he had his phone out. It happened that long ago that the cameras on the phones weren’t as good as they are now, thank god. Before we finished he asked if he could take some more pictures so he could remember this forever. I agreed as long as my face wasn’t in it. Plus I still was terrified that I would get in trouble for this.
We exchanged numbers but I didn’t hear from him again for a long time. Still one of the most exhilarating moments of my life. And one I think back on and instantly get wet. During my 20s I went to that same spot many more times... unfortunately I was never caught again. I think I might just have to go back there more often....
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I took dirty pictures in the photo booth at my work party and they were projected on the big screen for my entire company to see…🤦🏻♂️😃😈
So a bit of back story. I started working at a new company a couple of weeks before their 5th anniversary. So with full disclosure I can honestly say I had not met majority of my work colleagues and was definitely not on a first name basis with anyone bar the team of 5 I was working with daily.
The company hired a fancy venue in the city overlooking the water and had around 350+ people there including partners. Management, sponsors and important clientele were all in attendance.
I had a few drinks and was mainly being a bit flirty with many of the single attendees. Including some high profile people. I attended alone as my husband was at a bucks party. No harm in a bit of casual flirting and some light touching here and there.
Anyway I was getting quite worked up from all the attention. I was wearing a tight fitting dress which showed off my curves and mom bod. A couple of the guys invited me into the photo booth they had set up and we took some funny pictures in some quite innocent poses. I sat on a few guys laps and grinded a bit feeling their cocks slowly grow harder.
Anyway they left me for a bit and I thought you know what let’s get a couple of pics the husband might and enjoy. I might even give a copy to one of the guys who was directly above me in the company. So i snapped a couple of took a couple of hard copies from the booth and got on with my night.
It wasn’t untill a couple of minutes later when a few guys from the company were playing with the projector and were having a bit of a giggle.
Lo and behold the projector changed from a work slideshow to pictures people had taken in the photo booth. When I say projector I mean the images were projected onto a far wall which was a good 2meters by 2 meters.
My face went bright red. All the guys by the projector were staring at me. They all knew was was about to happen. And it did. On the wall which everyone was staring at. A picture of the new blonde girl at the company. With her tits and ass out for everyone to see.
Well I’d love to tell you I owned it on the night. I really didn’t. I was a bit of a tipsy mess. What I can tell you is that I got a lot of attention at work afterwards. And it wasn’t just from the guys. Even kept my job and got a promotion a couple of weeks later. But that’s a story for another time ;)
Being TheFunMilf means cooking and cleaning pantless. I’d love someone to cum round and help me though. 😉 maybe not with the washing and cooking but with something else! ❤️
A little throwback to my first pregnancy! I use to love taking snaps and not just for my husband 😜 I use to send some to his close friend who would show the rest of the “boys” 😈
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I fucked a guy from tinder in my hotel room while my BF was out drinking with the boys and recorded it! 😈
What happens on vacation stays on vacation right. Anyway a bit of a background information. This happened a few years ago. Me and my bf (now husband) just turned 21 and went traveling as you do. This would be the first time traveling and spending an extended period of time alone together.
One night after a busy day exploring the local tourist attractions and a long day at the beach my bf decided to go out with a few friends who were also traveling. Me being me was a bit annoyed and decided to turn on the old tinder account as i knew my bf would be out for a while.
I must not have deactivated it properly as within minutes I had a lot of matches. I got talking to one guy who lived relatively close to me back home. I told him a white lie and said I was traveling with some girlfriends and they were all out.
We got chatting and he invited me out for a drink. I really only had one thing on my mind and the thought of being a bit naughty was really doing it for me. Before downing a few vodka cruisers I set up my bfs gopro facing the bed and hit record.
I met this guy literally at the bar next to our hotel. He took me straight to the bar and got me a drink. He was very touchy from the get go and placed his hand on the small of my back. Just above my ass. I was only wearing a skirt and singlet.
Thank god he was also a very forward guy and within minutes we had finished our drinks and we headed back to my hotel room. It was on the second story of a complex with a balcony that overlooked the pool.
After a bit of small talk in the room we got straight to it. He took of my shirt and my skirt and went straight to eating me out. It was heaven. I’m not one for selfish sex so I returned the favor. I got on my knees, unbuckled his pants and got straight to giving him some of my best head. My bf and I at the time didn’t use protection so we didn’t bring any condoms. Either did my tinder match. I couldn’t help myself. I needed him.
We fucked for over an hour. All over the hotel room. He even managed to take me on the balcony which I loved. The thought of being seen gets me wet every time.
He made me cum numerous times and he finished all over my stomach. I used my bfs towel to clean up.
What happened after? Well my bf never knew. He came back about 5 hours after I had already fallen asleep. I managed to download the video onto my laptop before my bf got to it. And it wasn’t till years later that I confessed and showed him the video.
We are happily married now. But not a day goes past that I don’t think of that night.
P.S. the tinder match knew all about the video and loved putting on a show!
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Xx TheFunMilf
