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How does a penguin build its house?
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2025-01-21 06:32:06 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t trust people who do acupuncture they’re back stabber..
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but I mist.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own it’s two-tyred.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own
it’s two-tyred.
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"How you bean?"
How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
How do you catch a bra?
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