Have my costume for my next party... Walking in it kinda suc..
Have my costume for my next party... Walking in it kinda sucks, but I do things because they make me laugh anyways.
2022-06-29 20:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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This is a first - actually cracked my phone screen. Not only..
This is a first - actually cracked my phone screen. Not only that - cracked the screen to where I can't type in my password (remember - fingerprint scanning = bad). Was at a play event last night and was carrying my play bag - put my phone and drink down on something near the door, and proceeded to knock the phone off with my bag - not the drink! Meh.
2022-06-27 15:15:00 +0000 UTC View PostFinally put up the blow up doll that was gifted to me. I thi..
Finally put up the blow up doll that was gifted to me. I think the appropriate spot is the snack table.
2022-06-24 13:44:45 +0000 UTC View PostI just wanted to share a picture of my meat...
I just wanted to share a picture of my meat...
2022-06-23 13:17:55 +0000 UTC View PostOne of my cats brings me the damnedest things...
One of my cats brings me the damnedest things...
2022-06-22 16:23:27 +0000 UTC View PostI think everyone has body dysmorphia to one degree or anothe..
I think everyone has body dysmorphia to one degree or another. There are certain parts of my body that I absolutely hate.
2022-06-21 18:29:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Moonlighting co-worker recommended me for a position at the ..
Moonlighting co-worker recommended me for a position at the other company that she's working at as her boss. Sure, I'll take a 50-100k raise and apply, but looking at my resume...I'm not qualified for shit.
2022-06-08 11:24:05 +0000 UTC View PostCock blocked by the housekeeper...Yesterday, was getting som..
Cock blocked by the housekeeper...Yesterday, was getting some action and housekeeper showed up. Had to pull out and put on some pants, because she brought her kid with her...if it was just the housekeeper, she's in the kink community, would have not stopped.
2022-06-03 14:50:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhen the leadership of an event where you have a scene plann..
When the leadership of an event where you have a scene planned are concerned about whether or not you know what you are doing... Nope, no idea... I just YouTube'd it... Is probably the wrong answer
2022-05-29 20:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostApparently I have a goldilock cock... It fits just right.
Apparently I have a goldilock cock... It fits just right.
2022-05-25 15:34:52 +0000 UTC View PostIf you really want to find me...
If you really want to find me...
2022-05-21 21:01:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunburn from Sunday is starting to peel, guess I should have..
Sunburn from Sunday is starting to peel, guess I should have rubbed the lotion on the skin or had someone do it for me...
2022-05-13 16:04:35 +0000 UTC View PostHope everyone has a good mother's day. I'm just catching som..
Hope everyone has a good mother's day. I'm just catching some rays
2022-05-08 16:54:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm running a special! My free OnlyFans account is now 100% ..
I'm running a special! My free OnlyFans account is now 100% off!
2022-05-05 05:08:50 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone is attempting to sext with me. It's more entertainin..
Someone is attempting to sext with me. It's more entertaining to be honest about the things that I would never do, and yet they don't realize I'm being honest about the things I won't do to them.
2022-05-03 14:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostJust relaxing in my tent before going into faire...
Just relaxing in my tent before going into faire...
2022-04-16 16:19:17 +0000 UTC View PostI trimmed the ever living shit out of my facial hair...then ..
I trimmed the ever living shit out of my facial hair...then some friends said that I looked to be in my 20's...yeah- I just need to do the Elon Musk hair grafting for that... And btw...Fuck Elon Musk and his wanting to buy out twitter. He's an entitled douche (even though, I do applaud what he did with Tesla - and remember, he didn't found it - he bought founder status).
2022-04-15 16:02:49 +0000 UTC View Post
For hair removal. I occasionally use "No Hair Crew - Intimat..
For hair removal. I occasionally use "No Hair Crew - Intimate". I've had better luck with that than other removal methods. If there's a sharp instrument involved, my balls are going to be bl**ding for awhile (dunno why the bl**ding is a restricted word).
2022-04-06 16:19:31 +0000 UTC View Posthosting a fem domme party at my house this weekend. I don't ..
hosting a fem domme party at my house this weekend. I don't get to play, because I don't identify as right side of the slash :(. Maybe I'll beat some people later.
2022-03-24 14:31:58 +0000 UTC View PostTied someone up this weekend and did my first half-suspensio..
Tied someone up this weekend and did my first half-suspension - and then I pulled on the ropes a bit and made it a full suspension for a few seconds :). There were some pictures taken, but alas, I'm not at liberty to show them.
2022-03-14 13:26:29 +0000 UTC View PostGoing to faire this weekend. The hardest decision...pirate o..
Going to faire this weekend. The hardest decision...pirate or viking?
2022-03-04 14:49:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis is from one of my work contractors who happens to be in..
This is from one of my work contractors who happens to be in the Ukraine: You know about the terrible situation that is happening in Ukraine right now. A lot of our friends and clients are asking how they could help. The only thing that could help us is donation for the Ukrainian Army. Any help would be very much appreciated. If you'd like to donate - please use this website: https://www.comebackalive.in.ua/donate It has all the information of where you could send donations. The world is with us and we will win!
2022-02-28 15:58:38 +0000 UTC View PostHelped a friend take a few hundred pictures for her OF. You ..
Helped a friend take a few hundred pictures for her OF. You know what I didn't get in all of those picture. Not a single picture of my ass. It's a shame I tell you...
2022-02-23 20:16:41 +0000 UTC View Post
great weight loss technique. Don't eat any food between Satu..
great weight loss technique. Don't eat any food between Saturday morning and Thursday evening. Holy fuck. I've puked probably 30 times (most was on Sunday).
2022-02-11 16:11:06 +0000 UTC View Post