Thank you all for sticking around for as long as you have. I..
Added 2024-12-03 12:43:51 +0000 UTCThank you all for sticking around for as long as you have. I have absolutely no capacity to answer messages, but wrote a cute/cheeky little update if you swipe. As you know I am unable to work - more-so now then ever before. I’ll probably be in the hospital for a few more weeks, but then when I return home I’m going to need to hire a personal support worker (out of pocket- no government funding for anything like this) as well as continuing to pay about $1200-$1500/month in pet care costs, and around $1700 in rent plus utilities and other bills and whatnot. Basically I’m going to be swallowed alive by the horror of being a millennial in a housing crisis who also happens to have a debilitating set of chronic health issues.
But… butt! The buttpdate (upbate, uppbate, buppdate?) you have all been waiting for - my j pouch, rectum, anus, and surrounding tissue are gone for good 👋 goodbye asshole we had some fun over the years (though mostly we had a whole lot of bad times tbh).
Ok I’m tired and rambling, it’s 4am and I have to get my epidural out tomorrow which is going to be absolutely awful so I’m going to try to sleep.
Please take pity on me if you feel so inclined, and drop a couple bucks on this post if you want to make me smile! But as I mentioned in slide 2, I won’t be offended if you send those bucks to some needy orphans or an endangered animal or something instead. Don’t forget to have a big glass of water before bed, or when you wake up. Night night friends 😴
