Hello lovers! I’m back home again - if you haven’t been keep..

Hello lovers! I’m back home again - if you haven’t been keeping up with my hospital escapades I was staying with family for a couple of weeks because I wasn’t thriving at home 🥹 some days I couldn’t even get out of bed to refill my water glass and take my meds, and even with home support coming to give me a sponge bath 🧼 (not as sexy as it sounds, I promise) I was getting sicker and sicker. My family, as weird and estranged as they have been, were extremely helpful and I’m grateful for the opportunity to be taken care of like that even though it was quite a trek to get there and back (they live quite a few hours and a boat ride away from me, it’s not a simple journey!). I spent Xmas in the hospital (woo!) as well as my birthday, but managed to spend new years showing my parent my favourite show (the OA) 🎉
Anyways, I’m home now and I’m in much better shape than I was but I’m still adjusting to my new life and struggling with quite a few aspects of it. I’m off to see my new family doctor today and hopefully get some help from them (I found out during one of my Xmas ER trips that there are spots on my lungs lol, ain’t that just my luck??? So hopefully it’s not #cancer2025 but it’s probably nothing 👀)
I’m slowly trying to get back to my life, but things are different and weird and confusing. I’ve been reading a lot, and it has brought me a newfound joy that I’d lost for many years.
Here I am opening a few gifts that arrived from my wishlist while I was incapacitated - so it really does feel like opening bday presents! Please excuse my appearance, I’d been travelling for 6 hours and was up at the crack of Satan’s ass to do so. Thank you to everyone who sent gifts via my wishlist
If you didn’t get a chance to/you’re new here and want to send a gift, my wishlist is: throne.com/goaskalex
(There are gifts of all price points, and if something is randomly out of stock they just send me the $ for it but I try to choose items from Etsy so that they can direct ship)

One last thing - I know everyone is curious to know what my new butthole-less butt looks like, but it’s honestly been so grotesque and weird that I haven’t been able to share it at all. If you want to see, and don’t care if it’s weird and gross, maybe I can make a tip option for that? I assume that’s why some of my new subs are here 🤣 and hey, I may as well cash in on it since it’ll be a while till I can work “normally”. We could have some sort of… asshole recovery of the month photo? Club? Idk. 🤷 let me know what you think

As always, tips aren’t expected but are always appreciated ♥️
Thanks for reading!